Instead of "today" or "a day" try:
Runoff From The Farthest Field
Baton Left On My Nightstand
Go-Cart Track In A Figure 8, The Center
Wannabe Traveller's Bread
Unsanitary Mobile Blood-Bank
Outfit Needed At The Grocery Store
Nothingness-Mingled Sauce
Un-Unionized Stress Factory
The Plowing
When You Can See Farthest
How Weather Got To Be Famous
Wicked Loud Nonsense Chamber
Barely Palatable Fusion Cuisine
Sunflower Posture Iteration
Songbirds Line Up For Confession
Kind Of Thing Humans Arrive On
Filthy Cloaked Prince Tired Of His Castle
Whom I Enslaved Without Letting Speak
That New BYOB Place
Increment Of Blood-Money Payment Plan
This False Summit Except Once
Amateur Open Mic Slot
Opportunity To Meet The Mailman
Apology To Your Future Self
Garlic Justifier
What Chases Away Ghosts
Spell For Ripening Wheat
Mandatory Infinity Unit
Solar Solar Plexus
Hiccup Jazz
Heirloom Of Other's Bedroom Success
Eternity Detonator With Hair Trigger
Gift Enough
Gross Hole In Mr. Time's Head
Criminal Fly Circles
A Fox Came
Heartbreak Cave
Oh Boy