No! I'm getting married on a boat in five minutes
I'm having a baby on the table
I'm elaborately renewing my vows
my child is screaming
my husband is aging
our house is built at a slant
our neighbor is punting our cat
our son is so flaky
my daughter is dating
my dog's now a grandpa
my career is soaring!
my daughter is bankrupt!
my ailments are combining
Can I take a minute to call my dear friend from college? How we
walked together, to and from school. Her ideas were revolutionary. Her husband is hilarious. She has billowy, black hair.
my curls are confusing!
my husband is suing
his eyes are like fish eggs
his hair is arresting
the clouds are so skinny
the weather's redundant
our president is pretty
my eyelids are crusty
my husband's in rehab
my children run prisons
my legs sound like attics
I go back to college. I'm old but I'm working. My dorm makes me silly. My body goes backwards.
my teeth get too whitened
I'm back a few birthdays
I'm young and I'm scheming
my boyfriend's proposing
I wish I was older
my math test sucks big time
my best friend smokes Winstons
my allowance is puny
my pet is the best thing
I live with my parents
I'm kind but I'm daring
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